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Fantastic reply from a financial person!         

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year.
I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual  salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what
should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the
richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper
limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1)      Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the
names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2)      Which age group should I target?
3)      Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve
met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they
are able to marry rich guys
4)      How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be
your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to
analyze  your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is
more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I’m  not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very
simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to
do is an exchange of ‘beauty’ and ‘money’: Person A provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,  there’s a deadly
problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from
year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried  10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a ‘trading position’. If the trade value dropped we
will  sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same
goes with  the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this,
but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation
value will be  sold or ‘leased’. Anyone with over $500k annual income
is not a fool; we  would only date you, but will not marry you. I would
advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by
the way, you could make  yourself to become a rich person with $500k
annual income. This has better  chance than finding a rich fool.

Breakfast can help prevent strokes, heart attack and sudden death. Advice on not to skip breakfast!

Healthy living
For those who always skip breakfast, you should stop that habit now! You’ve heard many times that ‘Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.’ Now, recent research confirms that one of the worst practices you can develop may be avoiding breakfast.

Why?

Because the frequency of heart attack, sudden death, and stroke peaks between 6:00a.m. and noon, with the highest incidence being between 8: 00a.m. and 10:00a.m.What mechanism within the body could account for this significant jump in sudden death in the early morning hours?

We may have an Answer.

Platelet, tiny elements in the blood that keep us from bleeding to Death if we get a cut, can clump together inside our arteries due to cholesterol or laque buildup in the artery lining. It is in the morning hours that platelets become the most activated and tend to form these internal blood clots at the greatest frequency.

However, eating even a very light breakfast prevents the morning platelet activation that is associated with heart attacks and strokes. Studies performed at Memorial University in St.Johns,    Newfoundland found that eating a light, very low-fat breakfast was critical in modifying the morning platelet activation. Subjects in the study consumed either low-fat or fat-free yogurt, orange juice, fruit, and a source of protein coming from yogurt or fat-free milk. So if you skip breakfast, it’s important that you change this practice immediately in light of this research. Develop a simple plan to eat cereal, such as oatmeal or Bran Flakes, along with six ounces of grape juice or orange juice, and perhaps a piece of fruit. This simple plan will keep your platelets from sticking together, keep blood clots from forming, and perhaps head off a potential Heart Attack or stroke.

Can study continue STUDY
Can’t study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA  just LRT.
Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

hahahhaha so funny

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Date : 15&16/Dec (sat &sun) - 2D1N

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Transpotation : Sendirian berhad ( hehehe)

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mmm teruk juga kerangan sa ni hahaha pura2 paham la kio

EVERYDAY JUST SAME NOTHING CHANGE… BAD MOOD ALL THE TIME … ARGHHHHH!!!  U R THE MAN/GIRL … KEEP JUDGING .. benci tul!!(tapi teda niat sa membenci urg ni ahh, sekadar melepas geram ja) penat mau besabar sama manusia yg mcm ni …. mmm what should i do now?  rasa2 cukup sudah sa besabar keep diam org ckp itu ini feel like org bodo saja kena buat mmm never feel like people had a respect on me maybe coz i’m sinting  mmm what ever… this few days banyak betul story yg sa dengar and never know about it be4….if can la kan siapa2 yg ada rasa tidak puas hati or anything pls tell me so kunun2 buli la kasi bagus2 apa yg patut… mcm selana dalam i senget ka bla bla bla what ever… what u need to know mmg mulut sa kalau begurau tiada filter but tau juga la limit da… hope all the people out there buli ka kasi beza2 antara gurauan dan keseriusan gila sa kalau ada yg terasa d atas or d bawah gurauan sa minta ampun tuan/puan/boss/cik/encik/abg/kakak/datuk/ninik/datin….. etc……… em bah baik la sa malas da mau melalut ni coz ckp banyak pun urg cuma tau menilai diri urg lain dari diri sendiri uh!! mm kadang2 sa pun cam ni so mustahil urg lain tidak kan he he… mmmm wish i have a day without stress, sakit hati, benci membenci, menyampah.. bla bla bla….. mmmmm masing2 la bawa diri urg bilang busy body pun teda guna kalau mati sorang2 juga d kubur huaaa … wish all the giuk2 baik hati inda juga sunyi kalau sorang2 ada juga kawan becerita mmmm seram ehh palisssssss…… baik la minta maaf kalau ada salah dan silap .. selamat hari raya, depabali om kaming soon X’MAS… Yepeeee..N

Oneday a boy askd his grlfrnd 2 marry him. D grl gave him a challenge 2 live a day widout her only den she wil marry him. No communication was bet thm 4 24hrs. D boy did nt knw dat d grl has only 24hrs life bcoz she was seriously ill. Aftr 24hrs d boy wnt 2 grlz hm holdng a ring. He ws surprised knowng she’s dead. She lft a lettr 4 him sayng, "U did it & u can b witout me. Do it evryday my luv!MISS U". …..

Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/35157/baby_swimming/

ha ha ha ha ha yuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ada sualan sa kena tanya bah tapi sa inda buli jwp sbb sa pun inda tau gia apa ma jwp … sualan da cam ni.. nah ku paste kan ke sini email da….

1. Cam mana mau tau kawan yg betul2 kawan?

2. Cam mana kawan yg makan kawan?

3. Kenapa ada kawan yg suka sangat siuk sendiri?

4. Kenapa ada kawan yg kalau di tegur suka marah?

5. Kenapa ada kawan yg suka menipu padahal benda tu sudah nyata tidak pernah berlaku tapi di IA kan juga?

6. Macam mana mau pili kawan yg betul2 jujur & ikhlas?

7. Cam mana membezakan kawan yg memahami dan tidak memahami?

8. Apa perlu di lakukan kalau kawan itu suka tikam dari belakang?

9. Bagaimana kita tahu kawan yg suka bergurau dan yg surius?

10. Kenapa ada kawan yg suka minta simpati & perhatian yg melebih2?

11. Kenapa ada kawan yg selalu tidak puas hati?

semuanya KENAPA, MENGAPA & BAGAIMANA!!!!

Huhuu ging sa inda dapat jwp sualan yg ko email kasi sa ni .. cuma sa mau kasi tau urg ni ada mcm2 gaya dan sikap pindik kata warna warni la cam kaler2 tu… kadang dia pandai merah tanda da marah la kadang2 da pandai jadi biru kunun cool la kadang2 pandai jadi hijau kuning2 erti da paning2 lalat la hahahahaha….

pendapat sa kunun kalau komen pasal kawan ni …. mm susah sikit ibarat d luah mati emak di telan mati bapak…. sbb ka kalau di layan salah tidak dilayan salah buat ini salah buat itu salah better urg lang duduk diam2 di penjuru sambil peluk tubuh tingu ja la apa yg patut biar la ada yg MENGATA biar la ada yg MEMUJI itu semua terpulang kepada hak individu sendiri…. if durang pikir durang ni better than u biar la …. if durang need advise kasi la apa yg patut…. tiada org yg sempurna 100% dalam ni dunia semua pun ada kekurangan kalau ada yg terlebih dari 100% tu kira dia punya luck la tu … urg puti lang "just be who u are" inda payah tiru2 urg mau buat itu ini … sederhana lagi bagus bah …..

atukkkkk panjang da muahahahhahaha nah ambik ko kalau sa sudah start surius satu buku pun buli siap ni ha ha ha….

embah sukup la kalau sa tulis panjang2 nanti takut pula sa abis ink ni komputer inda pasal2 sa kana suru ganti muahahahahahaha mmm ok surius balik

mmm itu ja katu inda tau lagi apa mau sakap ko tunggu ja la mana tau ada juga yg tulung komen sini pandai la ko cek komen nanti kio….

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" JEALOUSY WILL DRIVE YOU TO SHOW OFF "

" GOOD HEART BETTER THAN PRETTY FACE "

" HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE THAT REQUIRES EFFORT AT TIMES "

" WISDOM COMES ALONE THROUGH SUFFERING "

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